Thursday, September 20, 2007


13 True Meanings of Yearly Performance Review

1. Outgoing Personality ~ Always going out of the office

2. Good Communication Skills ~ Spends lots of time on phone

3. Work is First Priority ~ Too ugly to get a date

4. Independent Worker ~ Nobody knows what he/she does

5. Quick Thinking ~ Offers plausible excuses

6. Careful Thinker ~ Won't make a decision

7. Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs ~ Gets someone else to do it

8. Has Leadership Qualities ~ Is tall or has a louder voice

9. Keen Sense of Humor ~ Knows a lot of dirty jokes

10. Career Minded ~ Back Stabber

11. Loyal ~ Can't get a job anywhere else

12. Plans For Promotion/Advancement ~ Buys drinks for all the boys

13. Relaxed Attitude ~ Sleeps at desk


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18 Comments:

At 11:09 AM, Blogger Lori said........
Hey.......i think I work with some of these people;) Great list...it made me giggle. Happy TT.
 


At 11:14 AM, Anonymous WFMom said........
Such an awesome list. You totally nailed it. The office is so politically correct it stinks!
 


At 11:28 AM, Blogger Bradley Egel said........
I loved the career minded...back stabber one :)

Very cute list!

My Thursday Thirteen is posted!

Bradley
The Egel Nest
 


At 11:32 AM, Blogger Bob said........
Ha! Now I'll know what they REALLY mean. :)

Bob
Every, Every Minute
 


At 11:34 AM, Blogger ~*Country Dawn*~ said........
Relaxed attitude-that's me!
 


At 11:41 AM, Anonymous ellen b said........
Funny...
 


At 12:33 PM, Blogger FRIDAY'S CHILD said........
I love your #3,6, 12, 13. They are really funny.
 


At 1:38 PM, Anonymous Damozel said........
These are hilarious!
 


At 4:40 PM, Blogger Wally Banners said........
Doll of course I dont know you,but I have yet to meet a woman that was to "ugly" to get a date :) You got my BOB vote :)
 


At 4:44 PM, Blogger Robin said........
Great list! Makes me glad I work from home LOL.
 


At 8:30 PM, Blogger .. Dallas Meow >^^ said........
LOL
those are great!
I work from home too,

makes me think about how quickly they say YES when I proposed it though.

Perhaps it was the 'runs with scissors' comment on mine ....
 


At 11:39 PM, Anonymous Wolfie said........
Hahaa...very interesting list...had a good laugh over them...
 


At 12:10 AM, Blogger bundle-o-contradictions said........
Yep, that sounds like my Hell... :)
 


At 2:06 AM, Blogger Lynn / vigilant20 said........
lol those are great

Happy TT!
http://blog.vigilant20.net/?p=1314
 


At 2:20 AM, Blogger The Gal Herself said........
Uh-oh! I hear #5 a lot. I guess that means they're onto me, huh? Great TT.
 


At 3:30 AM, Blogger Barbara said........
I love these. I just emailed the list to my daughter!
 


At 4:33 AM, Anonymous Nicholas said........
Very good list, and truer than you think!
 


At 5:51 AM, Blogger erin said........
Thanks for giving me a great laugh! I was blessed by reading your profile. Happy TT!