13 True Meanings of Yearly Performance Review
1. Outgoing Personality ~ Always going out of the office
2. Good Communication Skills ~ Spends lots of time on phone
3. Work is First Priority ~ Too ugly to get a date
4. Independent Worker ~ Nobody knows what he/she does
5. Quick Thinking ~ Offers plausible excuses
6. Careful Thinker ~ Won't make a decision
7. Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs ~ Gets someone else to do it
8. Has Leadership Qualities ~ Is tall or has a louder voice
9. Keen Sense of Humor ~ Knows a lot of dirty jokes
10. Career Minded ~ Back Stabber
11. Loyal ~ Can't get a job anywhere else
12. Plans For Promotion/Advancement ~ Buys drinks for all the boys
13. Relaxed Attitude ~ Sleeps at desk
2. Good Communication Skills ~ Spends lots of time on phone
3. Work is First Priority ~ Too ugly to get a date
4. Independent Worker ~ Nobody knows what he/she does
5. Quick Thinking ~ Offers plausible excuses
6. Careful Thinker ~ Won't make a decision
7. Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs ~ Gets someone else to do it
8. Has Leadership Qualities ~ Is tall or has a louder voice
9. Keen Sense of Humor ~ Knows a lot of dirty jokes
10. Career Minded ~ Back Stabber
11. Loyal ~ Can't get a job anywhere else
12. Plans For Promotion/Advancement ~ Buys drinks for all the boys
13. Relaxed Attitude ~ Sleeps at desk
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