Thursday, October 11, 2007

13 Classic Pick-Up Lines

1. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

2. Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love.

3. Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.

4. Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

5. Is your father a thief? 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes.

6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

7. Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.

8. You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good on you? Me.

9. Could I get some directions? To your heart.

10. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

11. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

12. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

13. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.


8:51 AM |

18 Comments:

At 9:49 AM, Blogger Chelle Y. said........
Do those actually work? :)
 


At 10:03 AM, Anonymous Yen said........
Hehe..Nice lines,Em:)

Mines up here;
Thursday Thirteen

Happy TT!
 


At 11:15 AM, Blogger Jackie said........
LOL Great TT! :)
 


At 11:21 AM, Blogger Malcolm: said........
I know that there are probably guys who are fool enough to try using these lines. What's even scarier is that some women might actually fall for them.
 


At 11:44 AM, Blogger Lori said........
Oh my...Ive heard alot of these...lol. You sound like a dating professional:) Happy TT sweetie..I hope you're feeling well this week.
 


At 11:57 AM, Anonymous Nicholas said........
Please pass the bucket!
 


At 12:12 PM, Blogger Amy said........
these made me laugh!! happy tt!
 


At 12:31 PM, Blogger MetaMommy said........
LOL...Nice!
My favorite:
"How are you?"
"Fine"
"Yes you are."
 


At 3:47 PM, Anonymous Wolfie said........
Hahaa..Great list..
 


At 3:58 PM, Blogger *Rae* said........
LOL great list
 


At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Damozel said........
I'd fall over laughing if anyone said 13 to me...or any of these really.

I guess I was not born for romance; my favorite pick up line is still, "May I get you another drink?"
 


At 5:59 PM, Anonymous amypalko said........
Cheesiest chat up line I've ever had the pleasure of being the recipient was "Did it hurt much when you fell from heaven?"
Most straight to the point (and this is perhaps typical of Scottish men): "Get your coat; you've pulled!"
Best response to chat up line:"How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Response: "Unfertilized".
Oh dear, that takes me back!
My TT post is up here if you want to check it out.
Happy TT!
 


At 12:14 AM, Blogger Kelly said........
OMG! My first TT was on pick up lines and how to deflect them! Love the TT! Check it out, you might like it.

http://thirtytwosecrets.blogspot.com/2007/07/thursday-thirteen-bitches.html
 


At 1:46 AM, Blogger Lara Angelina said........
I loved your list -- sure made me laugh!! I don't think I ever fell for any of those lines, but they look pretty good being said by say, Matthew McConoughy to Sandra Bullock???? Ah...Movie Magic!
Happy TT!
 


At 3:10 AM, Blogger Ornery's Wife said........
Thanks for the laugh. Those were great!
TM
 


At 4:43 AM, Blogger Miss Kurdapya said........
hahahaha!.. then you should add..

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! and Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night....wala na ako maisip eh.. hehehe!
 


At 4:46 AM, Blogger Miss Kurdapya said........
favorite ko number #3 mo... hehe.. mga 100 times ko na narinig yan.. hahaha!

share ko TAGALOG PICK UP LINES SIS...

1. ur like my kulangot... cuz ur so hard to get
2. ur like my kuto... i cant get u out of my head
3. ur like my pustiso.... i cant smile wid out u
4. ur like a suppository... u bring out whats bad in me
5. ur like a yosi vendor... u give me HOPE & MORE
6. ur like Ovaltine... i jus cant get enough
7. ur like my bra... salo-salo mo ang dibdib ko
8. ur like my shoes... ur always there wherever i go
9. ur like constipation... u take my breath away
10. ur like my sweat... u relieve me when im hot
11. ur like Extelcom... u never stop caring about me
12. ur like SM... cuz uve got it all
13. ur like a Balikbayan Box... because i get excited when u arrive
14. ur like a jingle joke... u bring tha corny out of me

corny talaga noh? HEHEHE
 


At 8:44 AM, Anonymous Marvin said........
This won't really have effect, I think so.
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