Thursday, November 15, 2007

13 Marriage Jokes

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

3. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

4. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

5. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

6. Son: "How much does it cost to get married, Dad?"
Father: "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."

7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after is self defense.

9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But, when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

10. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

11. Before marriage, a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves. After the marriage, the "Y" becomes silent.

12. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

13. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure for one thing...either the car is new or the wife is.

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At 8:47 PM, Blogger jenn said........
Very funny list. I like the last one.
happy tt!

At 9:49 PM, Anonymous Secret Agent Mama said........
That's pretty funny!!

At 11:16 PM, Blogger Raggedy said........
Thanks for the giggles!
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
My TT is posted.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT'ing!
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At 11:50 PM, Blogger Playful Professional said........
I love #11! That's great!

At 1:29 AM, Blogger pussreboots said........
You're not too keen on marriage, are you? Happy TT and thanks for stopping by.

At 2:48 AM, Anonymous ellen b said........
Ouch but funny! Happy TT...

At 6:07 AM, Blogger impworks said........

At 10:08 AM, Blogger kegler747 said........
I love #12 :)

At 2:57 PM, Anonymous Nicholas said........
Funny list.

At 3:15 PM, Anonymous damozel said........
Those are cute, though as usual, the woman gets the worst of it!

We have some GORGEOUS photos this week, but a very gifted photographer (not one of us).